Bump-it

NO.. LIKE.. NOT JUST ANY TERRORISTS. SHE'D HAVE TO LIKE KNOW THAT THEY WERE REAL TERRORISTS AND WERE LIKE. . . YOU KNOW BAD. OKAY?

The accidental capslock works for me in this instance.

This happened to me, although I wasn't nearly murdered, I was held hostage in my bathroom at knifepoint. I don't understand it. I never confronted the people. I just moved on and cut out that entire social circle but damn that shit hurt like hell.

What in the actual hell?

Ah, a stellar joke!

What if she was just fantasizing about it and not actually planning to do it?

This earned a hearty chuckle. WELL DONE!

Because I don't like the moon cup.

WHY IS HE CHOKING HER?! Is that how he gets dates for you? No bueno. Do not want.

It says you agree with the consensus! Although rasputin has been suggested as well.

ZING!

I thought Brian Wilson, the baseball player with beard/mustache combo.

I'm not one to advocate suing but I would sue the hell out of Katy Perry for traumatizing my 5 year old. What a selfish ass.

This is why I cut all of my chicken over the trash. It prevents cross contamination.

Your user name makes me happy Mr. Samsa.

I have you on speed dial. We'll conference call with taco bell and get this to you by the end of the week.

I resent that :p

I need this... for.. reasons.

It probably did happen and they edited it out.

What? No Bukowski furniture line? Could you imagine.