Here you go, this might help:

It was from some other post that you were spamming relentlessly about EA. So, I've dothed you "favorite spammer". You didn't agree with the idea of being a spammer since there was a very small tweak in each of your very similar cut and paste messages. But, that's what's so lovable about you, the constant…

I didn't pirate it, and had no desire to buy it either. So, where do I fall in the Epic paradigm?

They need a new game where you click on the pee stream everytime he gives a young girl a golden shower.

If he used Call of Duty to train, will he be able to use a riot shield as a defense? ;)

Nope. Anything that ends up with there being more open lanes on the freeway can't be all bad. :)

So, I'm not allowed to enjoy the game according to you, my favorite spammer?

He's got a really good podcast called, "The Dana Gould Show".

I loved Gex, and I really enjoyed Dana Gould's voice over work in it. One of the coolest moments I had working at Virgin Megastore back in the day was when Dana Gould came into the Video Game section and was playing with the 3DO demo of Gex that we had running.

That's what I'm saying. :)

Yeah, they upped the pop caps after getting flooded the first month. It looks about right.

What am I supposed to be laughing at? Looks pretty even:

They actually haven't been losing players. Still 2 million+ active subs. A game isn't dying just because you haven't playing.

I wouldn't mind if it were abused. Because "abuse" would mean that we'd have a lower population. That's not a bad thing, even if you don't get to have a kid. You still get to screw all you want, just with no result.

It looks like Serious Sam from a 3rd person perspective.

If he took just one class on being a new day, just one, he would know that the best thing for him to do would be to take a walk. Crying doesn't ever kill a baby, but shaking it does. Just walk away for a couple minutes.

I'll go one further, I think that every man should have a mandated reversible vasectomy, and every woman, should have her eggs frozen at the age of possible reproduction (say 13 or so). Then, in order to get the right to reproduce, they have to go through a series of classes to prove that they'll be worthwhile parents…

Got'cha. Okay, I retract my statement, then. I've just personally found the controls for WoW one of the tightest things about it. And, the complaint about the UI is easily fixable with any of a dozen mods.

I'm with you. I played WoW for 6 years before I left it for SW:ToR. I have no ill will towards the game or Blizzard. I enjoyed my time there, but it's over now. It's an ex that I'm still cordial with.

No offense to the OP, but if you're getting spammed with messages about "Facing the wrong way" then a lot of your experience has to do with you being a very poor player. Sometimes it's the controls, and sometimes, as in your case, it the hands doing the controlling.