To be fair, who DOESN'T think about porn all day on Sept. 11?

I can't have been the only person to think of Spanish Cassel Magic

DELCO BABY

Jeter was a little drunk and confused when he banged Maria Cary, but to be fair it WAS when she was younger and way hotter.

YEEEEESSSSSSS.

And also, what on earth are you talking about with this whole no cinderella stories in soccer? Do you just come up with a point and then ignore any evidence against it? Looking through these comments, it's just example after example proving you wrong.

Today I learned being one of the best 16 countries in a world which has 196 countries is "less than mediocre".

Wow, I can't imagine what you must think of Canada's team, Royalcanadian.

Stopped reading at "Altidore is not a particularly good player."

lolololololol

Definitively in the current starting XI for a world cup team? One of less than 352 people in the whole world who can say that? Greg Howard says go back to soccer school, you're not particularly good.

Dude you need to lay off the US soccer quality pessimism kool-aid!

Unless you're just still writing like this because (like many people I cheer with) you're scared that if we start actually believing the US is good they'll stop being good, in which case I kind of believe/agree with you and please keep writing these…

Oh truly a master stroke, sir

NOOOOOOOOO STANLEY SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

Break down your walls, Stanley. Let the world in. It's okay to feel. Show us the cracks in your armor of perfect behavior and WE WILL LOVE YOU, STANLEY. WE WILL.

*sniff*

or at least I will

UGHHH These videos make me so mad because yes, justice, I want to love the justice but GOD I HATE STANLEY ROBERTS HE'S SUCH A TWAT. I wish I got paid to run around with a camera trying to piss people off. And he thinks he's so funny with his little jokes and his holier-than-thou ass. What happened to "he without…

I found that blue patch in the Mid-Atlantic somewhat suspicious (except PA, where I grew up and where we all run to the border for alcohol)...then I noticed that it was estimated from sales. Something tells me a good amount 'a liquor bein' sold in Kentucky ain't bein' reported to no "NIAAA"

As an ex-Philly jalop, now I am sad

Ooooh good call. I'd call that an automatic - same principle as a manumatic - it's not who selects the gears, but who engages the clutch.

Huh huh heh heh...you said you're a vag fan. Huh huh heh heh...vag.

There is no such thing as an "automated manual" transmission. If it is automated, it is not manual.

To be more constructive than the others basically saying the same thing, I think this is what you meant:

There are five ~common~ types of (non-CVT) transmissions -

Manually operated clutch-type transmission. - AKA a…

I just went through and starred every single response to this in favor of Yuengling, because it's worth it.

I bring cases of it home to Chicago every time I visit my folks in Philly, and have people ready to pay me to come over to my apartment just to get their hands on a bottle before the supply runs out.

Also…

Well, I've never driven one of any kind, so I can't really say anything hahaha. I totally get what you're saying about the tires, I've had two underpowered cars with too much rubber under them and it can definitely make a car less fun.

Now, I'd never knock the Mirage in terms of what it does well - it's hella cheap,…

Just to be clear, I agree with GreenNGold. I think you're brave and don't want you to feel like you shouldn't be here. I just gotta get my dose of sassy car debate for the day!