That’s the hardest-working cone in the business, folks

Just when I think they’ve perfected targeted advertising...

There’s a huge question that goes unanswered here (unless i missed it) - with a ‘90 Miata it’s crucial to know if the motor is a “short-nose” or “long-nose” crank. They started off making the 1.6 with a crank keyway prone to failure (known as the “death wobble”), and fixed it partway through ‘90.

With the short-nose…

Porsche’s advertising team knows no mercy

Being from Philly, I laughed out loud at this part

Brutal, subtle, and accurate. 10/10 internet burn would read again

Sure, Russians may have made it - but apparently not without the influence of this man:

It is a true delight to hear such disparate accents say “Arcidiacono”

“...a community that has more grace and respect than you could imagine, trust me - it may be especially hard to imagine when that community taunts you by waving their flag directly in your face.”

“The comment section is not social media.” is what I learned today, and fair enough. I still feel like if somebody posted “tl;dr but totally fuck these people”, they wouldn’t catch any flack/banhammer...but I’ll stfu, stop whining, and get back to my comfort zone of reading commenters who make dick jokes

This made me intensely sad and angry out of nowhere. I hope you’re not seriously banning people for criticizing, no matter how inane their criticism is. It’s frustrating enough to see how impossible it is to stop the deadspin/kinja hate train when it gets rolling, if you’re just handing out bans left and right for…

Please more of this and less of Haisley’s endless US-bashing pessimism! <3

Frunk, say MR2 owners

Missed the first U and really thought this GIF was going to spell “S-A-U-S-A-G-E”

This is the whole truth. It should be illegal to own a car in Chicago without owning snow tires. Also, potholes/cops/traffic/and let’s not forget the fact that the whole damn state is flat and boring to drive.

A Sequoia...and a Malibu...

Now I know how they made the Traverse

Will they ever be happy?

+I

Do you know what a clever wordplay joke is? I get the feeling from reading this that maybe you don’t.

What crack are you smoking to call this the USA's A-team?!?! We had TWO of our foreign league players, one of which was Bobby fucking Wood. We had Miguel Ibarra, from Minnesota United! Are you suggesting that MLSers and NASLers are better than, say, Bundesliga players?

No: Tim Howard, John Brooks, Fabian Johnson,…