The original mini wasn't sporty. The original Mini Cooper, bred to race, with a specially tuned engine and suspension by a formula one manufacturer - you know, that mini that won all those rallies and touring car races? That one was sporty. That's the one that went down in history

Comparing the original Mini Cooper…

Besides, the Mirage got a decent review here -http://jalopnik.com/2014-mitsubish…

"*light, simple, remotely sporty cars*"

Fixed that for you

"Actually, most things send me to YouTube to look at rally videos, even things that don't have anything to do with rally."

Preach.

Maybe he was planning on calling the cops on them?

Ha, yeah, I've made my own way into cars. I was lucky enough that my high school had an auto shop class! I just mean I'm jealous because my dad drove an '01 Corolla haha

Hell, if I could find it, I'd buy my car of choice from a kid trying to raise money for college whose holocaust-survivor grandma left it to the kid on her deathbed. That would be the nicest price. And for all we know, the owner of this car could be a similar saint!

I have no problem with you making whatever choice ya…

Wow. You grew up in a different world from me. I'm jealous.

- I have that flag hanging in my living room
- I believe the Tea Party can get bent
- Are you sure you're not the one who's a sweeping-generalization-making asshole?

If you let politics get in the way of purchasing cars you want, shouldn't you be on a political blog instead of a car blog? #priorities

Well sure the card is fine, but the camera seems to keep recording until it comes to a stop!

Reminds me of this:

Also pictured: um excuse me is that his gopro case? And the gopro survived?!?!?!

Pictured: The biker about to totally land it probably

I'd like to submit the Holden Ute-based El Camino

BACK IN MY DAY THEY WERE CALLED STDS WHIPPERSNAPPER. AND NOBODY GOT CONFUSED

Am I the only person here who thinks having only the edited version of a Beastie Boys song is more embarrassing than Lenny Kravitz?

(Unless, of course, the unedited is a different length)

(But come on, I mean Lenny's a national treasure. Have you seen Zoolander? Hunger Games? Most importantly, the bad lip reading…

I am an Eagles fan and a Bears fan. I'm pretty sure my family is going to disown me after this coming Thanksgiving.

In Germany they have a word for it - Backpfeifengesicht, or "a face in need of a fist"

Go read a different blog

...#freedomboner?

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