OH YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I'M STICKIN' TO THE UNION

GM Spoils Hester

Gross Sweaty Hillbillies

Grossman iS Hitler

"Geez, dey Suck Hard"

The greatest catch ever made by a player in a Bears uniform

Those statistics about fatal crashes are totally useless, because the bans DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to stop people from using the phone while driving. Speaking from the "hands-free city" of Chicago, IL, I see what seems like about every 5th or 6th driver talking on the phone without using a headset or speakerphone.

How the hell old is that kid? Damn, he sounds smarter than your average American 18 year old! AND he likes his country's most popular sport

#welcometothemidwest

I'm sorry, by Ford dealer did you mean "your local Ford Store"? Or are they only whipping out that bullshit ad campaign here in Chicago?

I just can not fathom Jalopnik's obsession with no feet on the dash! Seriously, y'all need to send all those girls who you're keeping from putting their bare feet on y'all's dashboards and send them my way.

To be fair, it also fell apart. But if we're talking initial quality I'll grant you the engine being the only flaw.

Unless, of course, you consider the omission of the flux capacitor on consumer models a flaw.

My '02 cupholders are in perfect working order and they still suck balls.

I had a girlfriend once who put the fear of God in me every time she was behind the wheel. Now, we ended up parting ways for other reasons, but if it had come time to propose and there were no other issues, I don't think I would have been able to do it.

...Alabama has F16s?!?!?!?!

God help us.

Definitely 2 Fast 2 Furious. This is JordBROlänken after all!

Lol'd at your original comment, now rescinding my lulz because your follow-up scares me.

Dammit, internet, how am I supposed to be able to tell what's a hilariously offensive joke and what's a horribly bigoted attack?

"You're filming it!