So things that were once on a channel that cost money are now on two channels that are free? And you're whining?

Twice. Once, while working on a Olds Rocket 88 motor we were trying to get to run on a palette, I dropped a wrench while working above the battery. It fortunately fell at an angle, so it touched one lead (and sparked to the other) then the other lead (and sparked to the first one) and then shot across the floor.

Anybody want to bring this to Chicago?

See here a modest example

THE SAAB 9000!

Isuzu Impulse, back when it had the proper driven wheels. mmm, handling by lotus. Plus, video game cars never break down, so it's the perfect candidate.

+1. I lol'd.

Find me a manual transmission diesel wagon with 250+ hp and I will give you all the money in both my bank accounts for it.

Haha I'm assuming the person is trying to kill me and has the ability to do so. Which is definitely stretching the original post quite a bit

I definitely sympathize with the first attempt to run the girl down. Attention world: if you begin attacking me in my vehicle with a stick, I would rather run you over and escape to call the cops than hang around.

Yeah, most drivers are pretty bad and probably deserve to get yelled at. And it's almost exclusively other drivers who end up in these situations; I'm just watching from the sideline (or the passenger seat of my oft less-than-attentive roommate's CR-V). The only two times I've ever had a run-in with a rogue Chicago…

The only thing that could make this CP is some irreparable (probably frame) condition indicated by that salvage title. Even then, there is no question you could sell it to somebody stupider and ricier than you for way more than $11k. (I mean sell it honestly, for the record, not lie about the frame issue. People…

I'm not saying the cars shouldn't slow down, I'm saying the pedestrians are morons for NOT LOOKING and trusting that some 80 year old or somebody texting isn't going to come along and smash them into a bloody pulp.

MPH/1000? Are they insinuating this corvette will be able to go at least 2500 MPH?!?!??!?

The poster is cute, but it should absolutely say "where EVERYBODY forgets how to fucking walk"

Ok, so this isn't a driver complaint, but it's bad enough that it should totally count.

<3

Is that Mitt Romney doing the voiceover?

You just know Reid is throwing it so short to minimize the distance his fat ass has to walk to pick it back up (once the ruling is upheld and he realizes he just burned the team's last timeout with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter)

Never. There will always be trolls.