Oh come on, you have to be going for the CP high score with this.

I think it's gotta be CP.

Would you take a bullet in your head over having to admit you bought a V6 musclecar?

NP

No power bidet!?!?! CP

Apologies for the original typo!

You're totally right. He divides by .05, which makes no sense to me. Shouldn't it be multiplied? I think what he meant was

I lol'd

Yeah, if there's a weakness to this submission it's definitely on the collection side. Haha unless you count everything he GETS to drive as part of his collection...

It would have to be Jezza, wouldn't it? I mean, much as we all love the man, we shouldn't forget that he's made his entire name by being the biggest (and, fortunately, funniest) asshole to everybody on the planet. He's so offensive, an entire show was based around the 'unthinkable' concept of him being a foreign…

You get that powerball 6 right? I had two games with 3, so I tried to convince my local liquor store owner that counted. It didn't go well.

This has been said about 13905731 times already, but just to make damn sure you guys understand that this has disappointed much of the Jalopnik community: SPOILERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Optional guage package!? I do love me some good guage (pronounced gwa-shey)

I hope when they made their calculations they didn't forget to factor in the weight of his enormous balls.

The reason they can't release two versions is because when they release the video to YouTube they're trying to get as many views as possible. Two versions splits the viewcount and makes them not as YouTube-cool (which in modern society is what makes the difference between the kid with the strange-smelling hair and…

Who pulls over to the shoulder and slows to 5MPH to NOT stop? Seems like you were trying to post a cool sassy comment and it's not gone well

I apologize for my doublepost failure

I have no idea why somebody would fake this...but it seems fake. Why is a security camera moving around? And what causes the truck's cab to suddenly decide to jump ship? I'm calling Chinese government shenanigans