God, Rhyperior is such a hideous Pokemon. Looks like a failed Digimon design to me. Same goes for Magmortar and several other late-addition evolutions to gen 1. And I like recent Pokemon designs, those ones just happen to not work at all for me.

PimpHandOfSisko is a known sack of shit troll. Avery Brooks should land the starship Defiant on his throat.

Ehhhh, I could be wrong but the much more obvious explanation to me is “set an example by being the first to do something; pioneer”. You know, a trail blazer. Lewis and Clark, Northwest Passage, all that good stuff.

Oh, we grasp it, but we choose not to continue condemning them when they've been obviously making up for their wrongs. What's the point of being so cynical anyway? 

Of course Eevee cant,

But, still. It’s a game. He’s not following her around shouting in her face IRL.

Sorry, but let’s be honest here... “Nathan’s Famous”? Are you kidding me?

“You’ve got to think of the people behind you,” he said.

When they roll out these new features they start by limiting it to higher level players and slowly drop the level requirement in order not flood the servers all at once. I’m sure in a day or so it will be down to level 10 like they have indicated.

That’s because in America nobody gives a shit about the most important possible thing: quality of life. That, in addition to the toilet our government is currently spiraling down into, will be our fairly imminent demise. Sad.

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

This is a poor deal. SSDs are slated to continue dropping in price and this is above average price-per-GB. 256ers have been averaging at $45. 512 $100.

This is a poor deal. SSDs are slated to continue dropping in price and this is above average price-per-GB. 256ers…

Torchopnik is the best Jalopnik.

Command & Conquer Rivals Isn’t What Fans Wanted, But It’s Fun So Go Fuck Yourself EA

Thank you soo much! I’ve been looking in how to fix that for such a long time.

What’s also interesting about his daily output is that the semantic spat over how to describe it somehow, someway, continues. Is Trump a pathological liar? Or does he simply not care about learning anything before pressing the loudest megaphone in the world to his lips? Choose your own adventure

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