Of course Eevee cant,

But, still. It’s a game. He’s not following her around shouting in her face IRL.

It’s almost as if the Force, like, I dunno, what’s the word... just awakened, or something.

Nothing explains Luke’s abilities, his power, his superior fighting skills to that of anyone we’ve seen in these films. or his connection to the force. Nothing. Not. A. Thing. But it’s okay because to call this out subtly suggests some basement-boy consternation with a male lead. Every time it’s brought up, it’s…

Sorry, but let’s be honest here... “Nathan’s Famous”? Are you kidding me?

Controversial? Only if you’re one of the soulless minions of orthodoxy!

“You’ve got to think of the people behind you,” he said.

When they roll out these new features they start by limiting it to higher level players and slowly drop the level requirement in order not flood the servers all at once. I’m sure in a day or so it will be down to level 10 like they have indicated.

That’s because in America nobody gives a shit about the most important possible thing: quality of life. That, in addition to the toilet our government is currently spiraling down into, will be our fairly imminent demise. Sad.

Honestly I would be 99% sure it’s not the invisible jet. It’s purely a test run in the harness for the wire work. People are getting all hyped up over an invisible jet or other vehicle when it’s simply not going to happen.

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

Not that you’re open to facts but for anyone else who might read your dumb comment: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-law-separate-families-passed-1997/

This is a poor deal. SSDs are slated to continue dropping in price and this is above average price-per-GB. 256ers have been averaging at $45. 512 $100.

This is a poor deal. SSDs are slated to continue dropping in price and this is above average price-per-GB. 256ers…

Torchopnik is the best Jalopnik.

Command & Conquer Rivals Isn’t What Fans Wanted, But It’s Fun So Go Fuck Yourself EA

Thank you soo much! I’ve been looking in how to fix that for such a long time.

What’s also interesting about his daily output is that the semantic spat over how to describe it somehow, someway, continues. Is Trump a pathological liar? Or does he simply not care about learning anything before pressing the loudest megaphone in the world to his lips? Choose your own adventure

Seeing the Shaman of Songs in action is almost enough to make me want to visit Animal Kingdom’s Pandora—almost.

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