Mask of Winkers
maskofwinkers
1/11/20
1:24 PM
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$26 for a glass of Glenfiddich?  Who is paying that much for the basic bitch of whisky?

12/12/19
6:19 AM
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I used to be on the suspicious flyer list for a while following a backpacking trip through Central America that went through some remote border crossings.  That made them think that I had taken a month off work to go run drugs for a bit.  Fortunately, I am no longer flagged with that after many boring checks.

9/11/19
6:43 AM
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QA probably flagged it, I wouldn’t be surprised if they kept pushing it back as “it’s only PC, we can fix it later!”

8/27/19
4:56 AM
1

The real reason for the Red Legion invasion, to destroy our banks and remove the raisins and celery from existence.

6/24/19
6:28 AM
1

Just copying the Duke of Wellington statue from Glasgow.  Standard play from Edinburgh.

6/12/19
11:09 AM
1

On one hand I really want this, but on the other hand I know it will be horrible.  I fucking love cheese and pizza, but I think it might be too far. 

5/14/19
3:49 AM
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It certainly makes Captain America snogging Peggy’s niece weird, now that they are related.

4/30/19
10:26 AM
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If you ever needed proof we are living in the worst timeline, this is it.

4/26/19
5:47 AM
2

That’s tempting, though I am still waiting for my Dark Souls game to finish.