You can out them, but they have no shame, nor can they feel it.

Thus was Jade Helm 15 launched. (And relocated.)

Since there is a penis clearly drawn on the board, Bill must be explaining the DEEZ NUTZ theory.

I just want to get oooooouuuuuuuttttt!

What the hell are they gonna do without Per Wittman?

Something like this has happened before? Say it ain’t so, Joe!

He’s now on pace to hit 1,424 home runs this season!

“There’s no room in my life for a woman if I’m going to be a basketball coach.”

John: Hey tom we got busted today. You gonna help us

Yes, no, yes, no, yes, and yes.

Yeah, and at the time everyone was giving the Browns a bunch of shit over that trade. According to SI and just about every other sports website, this guy was a genius for getting Richardson, and Colts fans were ecstatic about the trade. Funny how so many people who thought it was a good trade then use the trade as a…

Talk all you like. He just crapped on your head. From a considerable height, I might add.

“No Wei!”

Brady Quinn vowed to make every team that didn’t sign him sorry. Instead, he made every team that did sign him sorry.

Snitches get riches.

Apparently he has three seconds to remove that jersey before it explodes.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at the size of this hat. Unless he’s The Leader gettin’ ready to fight The Hulk, that hat does not make sense.”

“Child, please.”

One ranger, one riot.

Report: Zach Mettenberger’s agent has no leverage to demand a trade.