No bears were harmed during the filming of this bullshit.

An emotion I never expected to feel: Sympathy for Manziel.

Most errors in posts from Lions fans result from the bitterness of having another Thanksgiving totally ruined.

Because short also dickless

Isn’t that the guy who writes all his rants in ciphers?

The “N” word? Which one, Nooffense or Nodefense?

Rest assured the Dolphins will totally waste the high draft pick afforded them by this status.

“We are gonna do our best to take the crowd out of it early.. Wish us luck.”

“We are gonna do our best to take the crowd out of it early.. Wish us luck.”

I second my slightly undistinguished colleague’s remarks.

It could be worse. What if the shit wasn’t dehydrated?

Is it called a “diversion program” because it’s supposed to divert us from OH MY GOD I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

A fellow who runs the Mid-Atlantic Gateway website has raved about Lucha Underground to the point where I have to see it. And as for chatting with the old-timers, it’s been a 100% positive experience. When the larger nostalgia conventions started, most of them were shocked anyone remembered them. They had little idea…

No shit.

Good, you get your ass kicked for 20 minutes and then I play the hero. Works for me. : )

Memphis Wrestling was one of the Big Four back in the day. At least their title matches weren’t on tape delay on CBS at 11:30 PM like the NBA.

Which wasn’t bad until the infamous “Pallet Cam” shot of The Rock.

Damnit. I was going to post about the Funk-Lawler match and figured no one would know what the hell I was talking about. : )

“If a fan who isn’t there stretches in the 7th inning, does it make a sound?”

We shall not rest until “apology pizza” is trending on Twitter!