He ain't wearing pads.

Someone forgot the mint.

EXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know who’s more fake, the kid or the adult who suddenly threw his arms to the sky when he realized he was on camera. Probably the kid. “Oh, I am heartbroken and sobbing uncontrollably, let me record this moment with my phone!”

Hey, pal, either wear the mask or don’t. That’s how we roll.

It’s an opportunity that can’t be passed up, but can literally be pissed upon.

When I think of a stay at the Four Seasons, I think of two things: Quarterbacks whizzing beer cans, and me whizzing in the pool.

If he gives himself a self high-five down there I am outta here.

“When I say ‘Blow me!’, I mean right here.”

By all accounts, Thibodeau took the news well, smoking a cigar with an old friend and then enjoying a warm bath before slitting his wrists.

Have you ever driven in Atlanta?

And during that time, the copy machine was put to uses it has yet to recover from.

Gronk only pawn... in game of boobs.

“Circle does not get the square. Neither does X. Now get the fuck off my stage.”

huh huh huh huh... you said “69”

At least we know what Sarah Palin will be complaining about on her PPB channel this week.

It’s just the Internet Furor De Jour. It’s also the reason I stopped using Facebook, especially once they added the “Trending” column, which should be called “The Ten Ridiculous Things People Are Pissed About Right Now”.

Now THAT is good trolling!

Tis the Internet Furor De Jour.

“I bought me a heavyweight championship!”