Much to Pete Carroll's chagrin, this collapse was indeed an inside job.

Depends on whether he managed to hold on to his last Viagra.

Good thing Seattle's on the West Coast, since everyone there will need at least three extra hours to fall asleep tonight.

In Soviet Russia, floor mop YOU!

I don't know but it cannot be good.

Did you know that if you add the numbers in 9/11, you get 20, which matches exactly the average IQ of a 9/11 truther?

"I felt like fucking your mother, so I did just that."

Damnit! I knew I left something life-threatening out!

I nod in agreement while putting food in the mouth part of my face, saving bread, and drinking coffee from a monogrammed coffee thermos purchase from a VERY important person.

"Why not both?"

The people sending her checks.

Sew buttons.

I'm confused. I thought it was full of stars.

Oddly, they were suspected to be deflated during the first half, but seemed just fine in the second half.

I dislike Philbin to the point where I don't care what he chokes on as long as the job gets done.

Roger that, good buddy

Everybody sing!

Bobby Riggs was a woman! Billie Jean King was a man!

" Yeah, I murdered him, but he was going to die eventually anyway!"

"blarglewargle" is the sound an underinflated football makes when kicked.