How the hell did you know my real name is CLIENTNAME?

I starred it twice just to show you libtards how we do it America!!!!

The heels haven't gotten away with this much in a match since Danny Davis retired.

An upgrade? Sure. A significant upgrade.....

I'll clarify the decision. It sucked.

What's particularly irritating is the lack of on-field explanation. Yesterday, Ed Hochili was explaining offsides calls like one had never been called before, and today we get bupkis.

Christie looks like a puppy desperately trying to crawl over five other puppies to get some affection from the only human in the room.

Nothing as awful as that picked-up PI flag.

I wish no ill will on Ed, and I also wish the guy's nickname had been "Asshole Baby."

He's looking for the ghost of a chance either team has against Seattle.

Sizable budget cutbacks led Gotham City no choice but to go with the Mini-Batsignal.

I YAM POPEYYYYYYYYE!!!!!!!!

I once got busy in a B n' B bathroom.

Dunno...... She's right next to Umbrella Man.

All this plus a corporate Tweet that actually made me laugh. What a great start to 2015!

Reap?

I haven't seen a flying elbow take someone out like that since the Macho Man hung 'em up.

Yer either fer it or agin it, and by thunder, I'm fer it.

Make '15 your year

So THAT'S the way the ball bounces.