He had it coming.

"Jesus, I can see what that kid's doing from here!"

So does my cat, and my cat has had a much better career than Cousins.

"If Danny Snyder is still here, I want out."

"They call it resigned because there is no doubt I had to leave."

If nuts were involved I bet they were five dollars for a really small bag, and God knows how much the soup was.

Glad I stuck around for the second half (meaning I left the game on the TV while wrapping presents and such), but man, whose idea was it to give Lou Holtz a mic for three and a half hours?

Kid.

That's what happens when you treat your kid like a lawn dart.

Dave Meltzer gave the fight two stars, deducting one star due to the predictable run-in by the police.

Robin Williams enjoyed making people laugh while he was here.

It's no dumber than NFL draft previews and draft grades, and we see several thousand of those every year. Big deal.

"I'm looking forward to watching this surgery just as much as I'm looking forward to Jags-Titans."

Hopefully they gave Simms a concussion test and a drug test after that statement. Only a combination of a serious concussion and a dose of LSD could render me comatose long enough to sit through Jags - Titans.

"TO SERVE AND PROTECT (At Our Discretion)"

Seasons 2 up through last year were funny. My wife rarely laughs out loud (never mind what does make her laugh, smart guy). I bought each of those seasons and would still watch for a few minutes when I surfed to TBS. Never missed it the next day on DVR.