For fuck’s sake, the guy was even on the same Colbert episode as America Ferrera last week when she talked about this shit (which is how I heard of both the campaign and . . . well, of him).

Yep. I want somebody different. If Sanders run his punk ass better run as an Independent. Don’t be piggy backing and using the Democrats when you see fit.

I too have a Nuclear Button . . . and my Button works!

I sometimes find it fun to consider how everyone would have reacted if Obama fired off a tweet like that. Or W even. And then I cry at what the world has become and hope when the nuclear war starts they drop one nearby and it’s over before I or my family knows it has started.

And for whatever reason Ryan and his ilk still operate under the assumption that millennials can get by on a single income. I’m almost 36 and JUST got a job wherein I can pay my student loan payment and have a little left over to save for retirement. House? Childcare? Two cars? College savings? Are you fucking kidding…

A fascist talking point has been picked up and spouted by the Speaker of the House, third in line to the Presidency.

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

““White people, I invite you to look upon our example and steal it,” she says. “It’s called appropriating, and it should be easy for you because you do it all the time. So while you’re busy appropriating our music and our fashion and our big fat booties, try appropriating our common sense.””

I get feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of his awfulness. But remember: Trump is pathetic. He’s hanging on to his position by his fingernails. A position he is completely unqualified to hold.

Open secret for at least 20 years. He’s always been a creepy creeping creep.

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

I love The Good Place, the humour reminds me of Better Off Ted. I’m really hoping The Good Place gets picked up for a third season, hopefully enough people are watching.

Mike Schur’s shows deserve so much more love than they get. The Good Place and Brooklyn Nine-Nine are two of the best comedies currently on TV.

Was bummed to see Megan Mullally not get a nomination because her work in that same episode had me in tears. She’s so talented.

At least they didn’t nominate Debra Messing for Will & Grace because the woman has forgotten how to act. Like, so, so bad. Her scene in the bar with Karen in the Rosario funeral episode was especially painful.

No nominations for The Good Place or Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but the insipid Will & Grace revival is up for Best Comedy?

My husband wears SPF “But I’m ITALIAN!” unless I beg and physically wrangle him. But I got him to wear moisturizer pretty easily by buying him some without sunscreen in it and leaving it in his bathroom and telling him how young he looks when I am certain he applied some.

I gave my fiance a subscription to Birchbox Men and that felt like giving him a gateway drug. Before, he used Irish Spring soap, whatever face wash was on sale at Target, and lotion was only used if his skin was so dry it was at risk of cracking. Now he has these fancy potions and tinctures in gun metal and black…

I got 2 pro tips: