This is a little more creepy/disturbing than scary, but it’s something that still gives me chills when I think about it (and I try not to think about it very often). Note: All names have been changed.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Ok, I hope I finally got in early enough not be lost in the thread! I can’t quite decide which experience to share first, but I assure you my experiences are very true. I understand the tricks our brains play on us, and how memory can be unreliable, but I remember these things so, so clearly.

Dude, helpful ghosts can be incredibly nice. The ghost in our house was a dick to me throughout my childhood (I posted about it last year, but I would have to dig through last year’s entries to find my story), but after my father died when I was ten and my mother and her new husband got really, really abusive, that…

This happened to me about ten years ago while I was attending college at West Virginia University. At the time, I was really into backcountry camping, which for reasons that will become obvious, I am not into anymore. One of the benefits (actually probably the only benefit) of attending college in West Virginia was…

14 year old son is just tearing through the Vaseline and the body wash these days, huh?

So when I was around 6 years old I slept with this old, mustard yellow blanket. And every night I would have a dream about a monster that would creep into my room, stop at the end of my bed, and eat the blanket. In the morning the blanket was gone, when I got home from school the blanket was back. This went on for…

Because it seems that a great many men are under the delusion that everyone else should find their penis delightful and enchanting.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

Plus, he’s just so boring. Every time I’m watching him interview someone, I mostly just spend my time wishing Graham Norton was conducting the interview again. He’s a poor, poor, poor man’s Graham Norton.

I hate Andy Cohen. He’s the basic cable antichrist. The man who single-handedly extended the fetid life of reality TV and made it even worse. While also giving a blueprint now followed by every terrible show with terrible people showing their terrible lives, then getting invited to be even more terrible on his…

Cool, I was totally hoping they’d get a bland white dude!

Herringbone pattern anyone???

Yeah, does SJP have a gambling problem, or something? Since the show aired, she did two SATC cash cow movies, and did a second HBO series. And she’s married to Matthew Broderick. She decidedly does not need the money.

Stanford must be seriously hurting for work - I can’t believe he wasn’t horribly insulted by the ridiculous stereotyping and bad characterization of SaTC #2. That movie reduced him to a huge joke with an over-the-top wedding to the only other gay character on the show as an excuse to have Liza Minnelli on. I felt like…

It was truly crap on a cracker that sat out in the sun all day. Samantha bringing women’s rights and enlightenment to the Middle East via giving hand jobs in public, dropping purses full of condoms, and cursing out groups of men with the finger and a fuck you was just the epitome of class. The whole series was so…

A+ .gif choice! I almost feel like starting an anonymous Twitter account just to constantly tweet this at SJP.

Y’all. The second movie was a disaster. Kim is doing the world a favor.

“It’s not just disappointing that we don’t get to tell the story and have that experience, but more so for that audience that has been so vocal in wanting another movie.”