First, glad that the legislature of NY is as effective as ever. Second, probably unconstitutional on first amendment grounds - taking pictures and images are protected, with rare exceptions. Third, the rationale is that this is meant to protect the big cats from the abuse of being in a traveling circus. Wouldn't a lot…

What would impress me is a teen that doesn't take a selfie for 7 years.

Pretty much verbs vs. cliches

The difference between the 2 is pretty obvious. The list on the left is "things I have done", the list on the right are "words/titles I call myself".

Babies are inherently gross and the only reason people project cuteness on them is due to the human-condition and base need to procreate.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so... scared.

Blanda Eggenschwiler is probably also what Ann is called when Arrested Development episodes are dubbed into German.

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

C'mon, parents. Even little kids need to know that, "Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina."

yeah, you know what? hillary (hilary?) duff is beautiful and probably a perfectly lovely human being. or at least her facial symmetry is tricking me into believing this.

You're just saying that so no one will suspect the bearnado you're planning.

I can't get myself to watch the clip, but just from reading the description, I think I get all that I need.

I mean J. Lo did warn us she was REAL like a decade ago?

I totally agree, and I would also add that teenagers learn a LOT from working shitty, minimum wage jobs. Maybe not about their potential career, but about how to be in the workforce. I was a grocery store cashier all through high school, and that taught me more about accountability and personal responsibility than any…

It seems to me like teens are more focused on volunteering and unpaid internships, because they think that will be more important for their resumes than a stint at McDonalds. They may be mistaken though. Colleges may care about your volunteering hours, but a lot of employers really only look at work experience. …

Summer Jobs also teach you that there are people who do these shitty jobs full time, year round, so you better hit the books if you want do something else with your life.

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…

I walked in on my three roommates having a dick-measuring contest.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?