Bathroom attendants...

I kind of wish 100% of teachers would just go on strike for a month. Maybe then people will stop holding them to such impossible standards and learn to appreciate how they have to put up with other people’s shitty kids all day long.

I think a scar kit would be the better option.

Those outfits make that baby look like a floating head attached to the other one’s chest.

Yeah it was a big reason why Scott flipped out. He wasn’t expecting a third kid.

Shit. Pizza, a bottle of vodka and Neflix for me.

I will watch this. Also, I’m anxiously awaiting the gritty reboot of “Saved by the bell” called “Save me from Hell”. Zach and Kelly are married (obviously-we all attended their Las Vegas wedding). But things have gotten pretty bleak. Zach got into troubles when he grew up and his antics stopped being cute. His…

Worst of all? This was the text:

Yes, just imagine if we all had ID pictures with someone else’s hand in it to keep us sitting in the right pose. ;)

Yep. Now I’m craving “buffalo popcorn”. Put that shit on popcorn. So good...

Frank’s Red Hot Sauce.

I was thinking about this - re the usual female feelings of fatness not fatness - and I realized that even when I actually was bone thin, ribs showing, I still thought I was obese. Now I am decidedly not super skinny anymore, actually do have fat, and I just don’t care because no matter what size I actually am, I am…

Professional esthetician/waxer here. Don’t drink alcohol before getting waxed. Alcohol is a blood thinner which means you will bleed more during the procedure. Second, numbing agents such as lidocaine need to be applied at least 45 minutes prior and aren’t terribly effective because they don’t fully soak into the…

I second this. I find the first few rips to be painful, but after that...I kind of compare it to getting a tattoo, where it hurts at first but then you sort of just adjust and then you’re fine? I don’t know, I’ve never found it to be particularly excruciating, except the one time when the lady burned me with the wax.…

You find someone who is FAST. Honestly. I do it twice a year, which is what I can afford. I talk to the person doing it to distract myself, and I’ve found someone who does it so quickly that I can’t linger on how much pain I’m in.

I quit smoking 10 months ago after a habit of almost 20 years (and I am in my mid-thirties..)
I was enjoying it less and less and also read an article that said that quitting before you turn 35 means that your body can still undo the damage. So I got myself nicotine gums and just went for it. I was easier than I…

you can cut him slack by not condemning him (because the world really isn’t black and white and feelings are complicated), but extricate yourself until he figures this out. It’s the best for you, for his girlfriend, and for any future relationship you might have with this guy.

We’re not worth it.

I quit cold turkey, before they had the patches and the gum and all that stuff. It was not fun. I have been smoke free since 1993. Don’t do it the way I did it. Use all the stuff. You can do it!

Can you believe he’s closing in on 50????.I would murder a priest to get into that man’s drawers/