I have no inner alarm for germs. Like none. If I should have a child, that kid will need to fend for itself on the germ front.

Back in the summer of 2006, I was between my junior & senior years of college. I was going through the ringer of personal troubles that most newly 21-year-olds do, and was driving the requisite shitbox at the time (a 1990 Acura Integra hatchback that you could hear coming a mile away due to the muffler falling off…

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

Joel McHale is a tool

that's fucked up. also. naming a dog Sally Mae is fucked up because no one likes that dickhead company

Rape me

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

Human equivalent of getting very competitive during a casual game of pool volleyball Adam Levine has...

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

I confess, I don't have a ton of sympathy for what essentially boils down to "it's not that simple because a bunch of grown women act like hypersensitive children".

Leave your phone, your purse or your wallet next to the kid, in the back. Leave a bear or plush something in the passenger seat that you then sit in the car seat when you take the kid out.

sorry i'm for breast feeding but from the picture it looks like she did it for attention.

Um, when did Adam Brody get so handsome? Wowza.

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I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU LEFT OUT BEEF ON WECK BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T APPRECIATE ITS SANDWICHY MAGNIFICENCE.

If male nurses get so distracted by the female body, they may wish to reconsider their chosen profession...

Fuck, birds with knives? That's like... half of my fears in one horrible amalgamation.