In that case they should airdrop it over the Himalayas or something to troll future archaeologists.

Oscar Mayer is not good bacon. Farmland bacon is good for a name brand - are they nationwide or just midwest?

I'm guessing that there are some pieces that snap together somewhere along the garment.

Them dogdishes, tho...

Nope, not buying it.

Whoopi is vile. In retrospect that entire blackface thing that happened when she was with Ted Dansen (Ms?) was a true indicator of her tone deaf insensitivity/blind ignorance.

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

Muggle Studies.

It's a monster truck. It's a truck that is 10 feet tall, rides on farm equipment tires, isn't street legal and main goal is to smash things for the enjoyment of the intoxicated and easily amused (guilty), then you really just don't understand enjoying silly things. If you were a car, you would be a Camry, parked in…

He wanted to charge his (no doubt) ridiculous non-negotiated rates.

Shut it down, everyone. The Serious Police are here. Only Serious Internet is allowed.

Well he does seem to have been Muslim.

Yeah, I'm leaning that way. But I may just send him an okay-I'm-done-with-this email and then ignore everything afterwards.

I very much hate monkeys for this reason. I mean, I wish them no harm and don't really blame them. But I very strongly dislike them.

All dogs are simultaneously smart and dumb until you observe them. Then they inevitably become dumb.

Not to mention the fact that whoever was in that chaired position suddenly isn't...most likely, they are now receiving funding from a different source, but that has to be worked out.

They can't just cut a tie like that instantly. The trustees and the faculty have to weigh in. They have to sort out how it will affect their overall endowment legally and financially. Even if they wanted to do it the moment they heard, it takes time to do those things.