Damn. They went all in.

Maybe you should apply for a different job.

Your mother sucks demon cocks in hell.

I’m over Mindy Kaling.

Woody Allen likes to fuck young girls? Color me shocked!

Stupid kid.

Muppet Christmas Carol has Michael Caine and is a tolerable version. Scrooged had Bill Murray and is much better, but is rated R. Elf is lovely.

This would be interesting if it were representative of the general population.

I have no intention of ever seeing one of these from the front seat.

It was sort of weird. I thought it was going to be mostly "our" ward which would mean lots of people we know, but it was mostly our friends' extended families (about 80 of them) so we really didn't know anyone. So, it really kicked my social anxiety into high gear and I spent mosr of my time in the family education…

I just spent two hours playing "spot the gay" at lunch. There going to be some seriously disappointed young ladies come next July.

The water has lemons and cranberries in it. I feel underdressed.

I'll see you there.

Nope, tea and coffee are verboten no matter their temperature.

What a fucking maroon. The funniest part is that the rule isn't against caffeine, it's against the "hot drinks", specifically coffee and tea. However, people go to pretty extreme lengths to avoid temptation, such as only serving water with dinner.

lol

Dr. Koop passed away last year and we lost one of the last great figures from the Reagan era. He was a Republican far more liberal than anyone in today's Democratic leadership. He was one of my personal heros because of his kindness and respect for the underdog.

C. Everett Koop was asked about giving money to homeless people when he was Surgeon General. The questioner wanted to know if it was good to give money to the homeless when you suspected they were going to "just spend it on alcohol". Koop replied that when a person has reached the point of homelessness alcohol is no…

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