But on a more serious note, that's either convulsive syncope or seizures. I'm honestly surprised you were never referred for a neuro consult, if only to rule out the possibility of seizures. Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, I just work with a bunch of neurologists; but to be completely honest, the fact that you had a…

Fucking guy lives in a well-populated area and moves to another well-populated area, where the majority of citizens live, and writes about a car that was bought based on what readers wanted to read. Fuck that dude.

*my entire family."

This guy is thinking "I need to laugh harder otherwise he'll kill my wife."

Ugh, has no one ever heard of Autotrader? It's at 7 Eleven and I discovered it when I was like 10. By the time I was 15, I had realized that the $20,000 Rolls Royce and the $30,000 Ferrari were not "good deals" - they were in fact highly common and very sketchy deals for suckers looking to burn holes in their…

Also I bet a lot of the annoying attention would disappear in a more subtly colored car.

Sorry Doug, but it looks 10 times better in black.

I agree completely. He should be charged the actual value of the delay he caused, which is surely greater than $89,000.

This is me sat in it at the reveal. I'll probably never see one again!

You are such a nasty piece of work, C.A.Pinkham. Why don't you take your inferiority out of the kitchen for a minute. Asshole.

When flat butts and muffintop become de rigueur I will be a GODDESS!

I feel for Angelina Jolie. Chicken pox sucks when your a kid; I can't imagine having to deal with it as an adult. Between my older sister and I catching chicken pox back to back as kids, I remember my mother missing around three weeks of work to care for two itchy, whiny little girls covered in red spots. Not fun!

Don't use Facebook. Seriously, this is a company that "experimented" by placing feeds and ads on the feeds of people it predicted might be depressed to make them more depressed. It continues to sell personal information to advertisers and demographers after promising not to. The Zuckerberg entourage (Sharyl Sandberg…

Massive suspension but actually quite nimble: Check
Only about six inches longer than a Jetta: Check
Requires actual gymnastics for entry: Check
Can go "around traffic": Check
Feels like you're being fondled by a big fuzzy giant: Check
Starts at $99,000: Boy do I have a deal for you...