Yeah, I'm leaning that way. But I may just send him an okay-I'm-done-with-this email and then ignore everything afterwards.

I very much hate monkeys for this reason. I mean, I wish them no harm and don't really blame them. But I very strongly dislike them.

All dogs are simultaneously smart and dumb until you observe them. Then they inevitably become dumb.

Yeah, #TeamMonkey on this one.

Not to mention the fact that whoever was in that chaired position suddenly isn't...most likely, they are now receiving funding from a different source, but that has to be worked out.

i wish depression was a person so i could beat them up and then murder them

They can't just cut a tie like that instantly. The trustees and the faculty have to weigh in. They have to sort out how it will affect their overall endowment legally and financially. Even if they wanted to do it the moment they heard, it takes time to do those things.

One of the things I've been doing that I've found really helpful is to keep a "Job Hunt Log" where I note all the things I've done, e.g.

But on a more serious note, that's either convulsive syncope or seizures. I'm honestly surprised you were never referred for a neuro consult, if only to rule out the possibility of seizures. Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, I just work with a bunch of neurologists; but to be completely honest, the fact that you had a…

frozen peas work really well. I have used them for multiple surgeries. a paper towel between the wrap and the plastic to absorb any water. Have you read a discovery of witches? It has time travel in it.

Fucking guy lives in a well-populated area and moves to another well-populated area, where the majority of citizens live, and writes about a car that was bought based on what readers wanted to read. Fuck that dude.

*my entire family."

This guy is thinking "I need to laugh harder otherwise he'll kill my wife."

Ugh, has no one ever heard of Autotrader? It's at 7 Eleven and I discovered it when I was like 10. By the time I was 15, I had realized that the $20,000 Rolls Royce and the $30,000 Ferrari were not "good deals" - they were in fact highly common and very sketchy deals for suckers looking to burn holes in their…

Some people will do anything for a warm meal these days!

Maybe he's trying to get the taste of being a Lion's fan out of his mouth...

Having script kiddies take down servers with ddos attacks is not quite the same thing as having thousands of people's personal information stolen. Not by a long shot.

Note to SONY: Do this