But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****

The décor looks feminine to me. Especially the bedroom. Then again, to look at my place you'd probably assume a guy lives here. It lacks a gaming console but other than that, looks kind of dudely.

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

ETA: and everything this guy likes about the F1 is the same shit that mouthbreathers say makes modern supercars less appealing. He flat-out says it's user friendly and easy to drive. It has great visibility. You can put that sexy bitch in 6th gear at 1000rpm and it won't stall. It's comfortable. It's roomy. The engine…

Male or female, complaining publicly about your job or your boss just makes you look like a lousy employee. If I was hiring writers, I certainly would not be inclined to hire this woman.

Even though I agree with her, I would not hire that writer.

Sorkin is right. He's a dick, but he's right. It's not about violating confidentiality per se, but about not feeling like anything you say in a writers' room might end up on someone's lame and whiny Twitter feed. I've worked on TV shows, I don't think it ever even needed to be said you don't publicly scold your…

It sounds like a lot of these problems as you stated were due to living in a city. I guess the thing to take away from the experience is if you own a Ferrari you better have a nice house out in rural America. It has been an entertaining year. I look forward to your next obscure purchase!

Dude, no. Nuts are not service, they're a means to placate, which doesn't warrant a gate return. The purser could be handing them out individually and I'd still wait until we reached Seoul to address it.

That VP should have thrown the FA out of the plane, sending an even clearer message to everyone that you just don't fuck up with Macadamia nuts. She should be fired too for that regrettable missed opportunity.

I can't even formulate an appropriate response to the ludicrousness of this situation so here's a gif of some kittens playing.

I found the Apple fan.

Wow. Loved the prevarication he offered up trying to pretend he didn't actually do anything at all. He spewed hate speech in the real world at that author. If prayer really did anything, he wouldn't have needed to tell that author he was doing it. He'd have just prayed privately, and it would have (lamentably) worked…

Oh my god. Is he really using "I'm not touching you" as a defense?