But Kara added a frowny face so that makes it ok.

yeah.that was unnecessary

Would you consider not posting Amanda Bynes tweets? She's clearly unwell and it just can't possibly be worth it to you to broadcast her descent. If you can't stop - maybe just one and not seven?

Amanda Bynes makes me sad. Must she be a part of this? B/c it's not fun-sad. It's heartbreaking-sad.

People should really push this agenda.

so we can follow his choice, right, right???

I also wouldn't be surprised if suddenly a childhood history of abuse pops up. Fuck this guy, he's been getting away with this for decades.

Mark, "epic proportions" would mean the both falling and him getting impaled on her bouquet or her getting her eye gouged out. This is not epic. This is just people falling.

Is this the place where I can complain about not being able to find a shoe with a mid range heel?? They're either sky high stilettos that I couldn't walk in to save my life or something so low that Mary from It's A Wonderful Life would wear them in her alternate universe life where's she's a librarian spinster. …

I feel like barfing just looking at it,

Is anyone actually surprised that Lena Dunham would make a Planned Parenthood endorsement All About Lena? Check out the difference in font size between "Lena" and "Planned Parenthood."

I completely forgot about when nazis and Jews came BFFs. Thanks for reminding me.

Gotta be the Tucker.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!

OK, in all seriousness, I have no idea whether any of my colleagues are working on anything on last night's World Series game. I have nothing in particular to say about it. "Oh man, the Royals sure did score a lotta runs off old-ass Jake Peavy!" Like, I don't even want to read my analysis of Game 6, so I'm sure as…

I might be wrong, but she seems like kind of an asshole.