Hmmm... making it impossible for the guest to attend is a strategy of culling your guest list, but a more genteel and, I'd venture to say, decent, option is to be an adult and trim your list so as it matches exactly both your preferences and your budget.

Can journalists really not see? It is the condition of a headline writing a check that its article can't cash. In this case, your headline suggests an article about Russia's hatred of a new class of warship, and exactly two paragraphs of your article are about Russia's reaction to the ship. However, the article is…

i would like bill maher more if he could suck his own dick

Religulous was nothing more than neo-imperialistic, Dawkins-esque bullshit.

Educated white men in positions of power have learned that religion is bullshit. They have not learned to shut the fuck up and stop thinking their current belief system is the supreme cure for all the poor brown masses.

TWO down!

That was one of my least favorite movies of all time! I was way down to laugh at religious extremists but he didn't even let them talk. He just said a bunch of smug bullshit that was supposed to definitively prove them wrong. And his anti-Islam bias was obvious in that movie. It was like "Christian fundamentalists are…

This world is nothing if not just.

i <3 u.

I hid watching Pretty Little Liars for about 6 months. I'm getting fired tomorrow.

Yeah, it's missing a "Addresses victim, blames them" tile.

You are playing very fast and loose with the definition of "reliable". Reliability, when it comes to car ownership, is a value based on potential time, frequency, and severity of failures. This is used by prospective buyer to determine whether or not vehicle X is worth his/her hard earned dollars.

I predict that "He save bread" will become the new "monogrammed coffee thermoses."

the recording is fine, you just have no fucking soul.

someone needs to teach these kids how to use their words.

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