This sort of thing is an assault on the dignity of the Congress of these United States!

This sounds just like my life except for the plane tickets, motel rooms, free food, free cars and die-cast models. Plus, the only souvenirs I got are the dang kids.

What is a BMW M5?

Some of us like lots of air.

Do this now! Please, oh please, oh please!

You have no idea what you're talking about.

The Egyptians may have invented it, but the Germans perfected it.

Beer.

lol

OH, I read that one. It was written by a guy flogging his wealth management services.

Sadly, none of them give me money.

You didn't cite anything.

Neither is confusing thinly veiled advertisments for financial services for facts.

Fuck that.

Oh, God! You're not taking me seriously?

A teevee show and an article in Forbes. Compelling.

Divide the number of episodes of Lottery Horror Stories by the number of lottery winners in the country. Ruminate. Have some pie.

Most of the negative stories are a result of Stephen Glass' articles in The New Republic in which he made up lottery winners whose lives were destroyed. Winning the lottery isn't without issues, but it isn't the catastrophe that popular culture makes it out to be.

Five.

From what I can tell, most winners are pretty happy in the long run.