Be a real man and buy a minivan.

That's easy... you kick it to Castro.

It's not real.

I want those boots.

My uncle took me to airshows at Kingsley Field back in the 70s. We saw the Blue Angels, the Thunderbirds, the Golden Knights, and Canada's Snowbirds. The demonstration of the different teams' abilities and their gracious interaction with the public was the best advertising you could have. I think it is a mistake to…

When talking Mercedes, what is the difference between M and AMG? Or am I just really confused?

I just laughed aloud.

I am Tom Arnold.

See also: Nissan 240Z.

You are wrong. Stop it.

Exactly. The fact that he saw/heard all that horrible mess and is being accused of not responding properly pisses me off.

He's being blamed for this woman's death and his friend's death. I'm pretty sure that, combined with the loss of his friends, qualifies.

Thank you. This is some real victim blaming bullshit.

I simply can't imagine seeing Rolls from the front seat.

Porsche 996 Turbo.

Exactly. I watched that video and thought "I could drive this car".

I was thinking about Doug's Ferrari as I drove around town this week. It would be almost impossible to own that car here in semi-rural Utah. It's over two hours to the nearest dealership and anything that would cause the car to not run would require a tow to Salt Lake.

"remember that the volunteers who make Midwest FurFest happen intend to give 110%".

You could make it up to me by taking me out of the greys, pretty please.

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.