Just take your receipt with you and tell them what happened. Shouldn't be a big deal.

Oh, God! It's like you touched my soul!

Nah, I'm happy sitting here staring at my new slice of cake.

Why don't you go save an orphan, St. Theresa? For the record, it sounds like she was just as miserable as you are.

Dr. Pepper is not good.

You're just as guilty of waste as the person who bought the cake, you sanctimonious prig.

Do you live as economically as possible and give every spare dime to feed starving children? No? Then you should probably just shut the fuck up.

The Atlantic seems to think Hamno is wrong.

I'm talking about Einstein, Einstein.

Now I feel bad for thinking the fox is stupid. How do I apologize to five-year-old Isha?

I don't think you're quite following the conversation.

Poorly chosen would be an understatement.

Right, because genius is allowed to treat women like shit.

Having your infidelity condoned by Einstein isn't really all that helpful.

I think reporting on this is the right thing to do. Pretending shitty stuff like this doesn't happy just encourages the shithooks who do it.

Don't click on fsfasfa's pictures.

Great post. Thanks.

Both Las Vegas and being a slut are overrated.

CBT is clinically proven to work. Especially in conjunction with an effective antidepressant.

"Just eat a sliver of ginger and it'll fix you right up."