Fuck that.

Oh, God! You're not taking me seriously?

A teevee show and an article in Forbes. Compelling.

Divide the number of episodes of Lottery Horror Stories by the number of lottery winners in the country. Ruminate. Have some pie.

Most of the negative stories are a result of Stephen Glass' articles in The New Republic in which he made up lottery winners whose lives were destroyed. Winning the lottery isn't without issues, but it isn't the catastrophe that popular culture makes it out to be.

Five.

From what I can tell, most winners are pretty happy in the long run.

Be a real man and buy a minivan.

That's easy... you kick it to Castro.

It's not real.

I want those boots.

My uncle took me to airshows at Kingsley Field back in the 70s. We saw the Blue Angels, the Thunderbirds, the Golden Knights, and Canada's Snowbirds. The demonstration of the different teams' abilities and their gracious interaction with the public was the best advertising you could have. I think it is a mistake to…

When talking Mercedes, what is the difference between M and AMG? Or am I just really confused?

I just laughed aloud.

I am Tom Arnold.

See also: Nissan 240Z.

You are wrong. Stop it.

Exactly. The fact that he saw/heard all that horrible mess and is being accused of not responding properly pisses me off.

He's being blamed for this woman's death and his friend's death. I'm pretty sure that, combined with the loss of his friends, qualifies.

Thank you. This is some real victim blaming bullshit.