I simply can't imagine seeing Rolls from the front seat.

Porsche 996 Turbo.

Exactly. I watched that video and thought "I could drive this car".

I was thinking about Doug's Ferrari as I drove around town this week. It would be almost impossible to own that car here in semi-rural Utah. It's over two hours to the nearest dealership and anything that would cause the car to not run would require a tow to Salt Lake.

"remember that the volunteers who make Midwest FurFest happen intend to give 110%".

You could make it up to me by taking me out of the greys, pretty please.

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.

Just take your receipt with you and tell them what happened. Shouldn't be a big deal.

Oh, God! It's like you touched my soul!

Nah, I'm happy sitting here staring at my new slice of cake.

Why don't you go save an orphan, St. Theresa? For the record, it sounds like she was just as miserable as you are.

Dr. Pepper is not good.

You're just as guilty of waste as the person who bought the cake, you sanctimonious prig.

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

Do you live as economically as possible and give every spare dime to feed starving children? No? Then you should probably just shut the fuck up.

The Atlantic seems to think Hamno is wrong.

I'm talking about Einstein, Einstein.

Now I feel bad for thinking the fox is stupid. How do I apologize to five-year-old Isha?

I don't think you're quite following the conversation.

Poorly chosen would be an understatement.