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marymaryquiteagreeable

It's not a pill, it's administered via a naso-gastric tube and it's very exciting. That doesn't mean that eating shit or smearing shit on your face is a good idea.

Does this mean she doesn't get to go to pedophile heaven?

If I told you that shit was good for your complexion would you start eating it?

Oh, God. I know, right?

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

No, it's just the truth.

Jed isn't into you.

I'd like you a lot better if you just gave me the $5k.

I thought you were catfishing me!

Her pissy little racist shot destroyed any sympathy I might have had for her.

Drink less.

Couples therapy plus get your hormone levels checked.

I'm sorry, that sucks. Maybe it's time to throw a fit.

I woke up craving meatloaf, so I made some for dinner. It was so good.

I would push young Charlie Hale down the stairs.

This is the ugly confluence of indifference, money, and Scientology.

People need to mind their own business.

Gin.

Crack Pipe.

That's ridiculous. Information technology is vital to developing nations and yes, it will make it more difficult for the NSA. Not impossible, more difficult.