This and the VW are the only cars I recognized.

Don't worry, when you steal a million dollars you just do 12 to 18 months in Martha Stewart prison.

This was a very good book that I hated.

If it's not your information being shared, why do you care?

You don't have to download them, Grampa.

You're going down with me.

Would you feel better if I gave you a hug?

I'm so glad you care. It means so much to me.

Go the fuck to school.

And yet, here we are.

Those who can't do, teach.

Thank you. One down, six billion to go.

As you should be.

Three bigoted stories in a row. Well done.

#notallsadisticcanadians

I'm sorry, too.

I really don't care what you do.

At least I didn't go from having a different opinion to being wrong.

I dont swear at my children, not even in my head. Allowing yourself to reach that point is very poor parenting. If you're that frustrated you need to be doing something different.