The butthurt is strong in this one.

lol

I was being totally serious. I enjoy your comments.

I loved Billy.

It couldn't happen to a nicer person. I can't wait until I'm no longer grey, but I'm much further down on the nice list.

Who the hell rents a limo in Alaska?

Your advice reminds me of that poor boy who was raised in a bubble.

I wonder if it would be okay to share Jessice Coen's information here? After all, it comes from public records, right?

lol

It takes time to rework things. Apparently it isn't possible to roll out the new software all at once.

How many international airports are there in Africa? How many nationalities fly together on the same airplanes to Europe?

Wait, wait, wait... Don't you have other people to blame for your failure to follow the terms of service?

Are those the tears of First Amendment Man?

There are no circumstances under which this would be great.

You sound like my seven-year-old when I catch her doing some stupid bullshit she knows is wrong.

• reveals any personal information about another individual, including another person's address, phone number, e-mail address, credit card number or any information that may be used to track, contact or impersonate that individual;

This is one of the few things that is unacceptable according to Gawker'a posting policy. Not that they bother to enforce it. (It doesn't matter if it is publicly available. It's still a no-no.)

We may not respect the man, but we respect the office.

Don't forget trampolines, firepits and creepy uncles.

(Editor's Note: Someone will still lose their shit about this in the comments. I PROMISE you we'll get at least one).