Demon babies ALWAYS have a place in the discussion.

You obviously don't read facial hair.

Anything over 120 is just flat out scary on a public road. A little gravel can make your day go south really quickly.

I'm so excited for the next Cold War.

I can't understand why people are still listening to Rick.

Who?

No.

Do you have any idea what people do with those bottles?

What earth shattering costume have you chosen this year?

I live in the Canada of Utah.

Nope.

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You've obviously never been to Utah.

I'm too busy adjusting to the fact that I now live in the Midwest.

Could you please tell us about vaginas after you finish your geography lesson?

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Go on...

I have to sweep deer poop off the front walk every day. They eat my flowers but I love them.

Goddamn hippies.

I have a cute little motivational saying for you: go to the gym three times next week or I will stab you in the eye.