Dear Dionne,

"I know, Americans — it's easy to forget about how serious this issue is since a) it's happening somewhere else, and b) it's happening to brown people."

She's beautiful.

That's okay, she still likes you.

This isn't like the time I was surfing porn and my husband asked me about all those pop-up ads for girl-on-girl action.

Canadian cops are shouting "FBI!" when they arrest perverts?

As am I, liberal mother-of-two.

What sort of sticker will make my ten-year-old Dodge Caravan look cool?

This sounds like McDonald's Hamburger University.

I have a solution for you: stop clicking on the posts you don't want to read.

I'm guessing that the church bylaws give him final say over everything. Either that or his name is on the title for the property.

What makes it awesome? Besides costing twice as much as two normal cars?

What is the point of this?

See? Wrong again.

You constantly offer the wrong answers.

I blame the Germans.

How soon until the Southern Poverty Law Center declares Gamergate a hate group?

Sadly, many of the accusations are correct.

Thank you.

No, that's just how much faster they burn out.