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Mary, Queen of Scoffs
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I would commit illegalities for that Art Deco dress. I think it’s my favorite thing she’s ever worn.

No time to do a whole fanfic thing rn, but the obvious answer is that my girl Clara LOVES historical cosplay.

But surely they know about Mr. Darcy? Zombie killer extraodenaire

And points deducted if they say that it’s a Clara split into the Doctor’s timeline to save him. That’s lazy.

I side-eyed Reign for half a season, then completely gave in to it’s soap-opera-in-fancy-dress-with-cute-boys-and-good-music splendor. Bring on the beautiful inaccuracies!

So one of my brother’s past times as a child was watching war movies and pointing out the inaccuracies.

Next they’ll tell us that film depictions of Abraham Lincoln, known vampire hunter, were also inaccurate.

Hey, westerns have brought us some good things. No shame.

I am shocked, shocked to find that there is popery going on in this establishment!

Sorry, I’m just down here for the Doctor Who references (Bonus points for a plausible fanfic of why Clara is impersonating Queen Victoria)

Reign has some flaws but, at the end of the day, it’ll accurately reflect how Mary usurps the evil Elizabeth and returns England back to the true religion. And that’s all the matters.

I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.

Yes! Thank you!

As long as it explains about Victoria becoming a werewolf.

“Who wants to tell him about Braveheart?”

Sometimes people point fake guns at the cops because they’re trying to commit suicide.

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Of course pulling a real-looking gun on the cops is a terrible idea. But in most other parts of the civilized world, that would result in the cops taking cover, yelling at you to drop the weapon, and attempting to sort out the situation rather than immediately using lethal force.

Why is everyone saying he pulled it on the cops? All it says is that he pulled it out of his waistband. Sounds like he didn’t even have time to point it or even drop it, so unless someone can point me to a more detailed report, no one knows what he was about to do with it.

My brother died of a heroin overdose last year: you can imagine how seeing this image plastered all over the place has been the past couple weeks has felt (literally, I know there are a million people in my shoes). And the reasoning is SUCH bullshit. Because you know what? 9 times out of 10 heroin users already

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.