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Mary, Queen of Scoffs
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because of his role within his church.

I don’t know much about this bishop but I do know a lot about churches and my husband and I concluded that this is probably how he acts all the time, both the questionable ‘jokes’ and overly touchy/gropy in his own church (which Wikipedia tells me is a megachurch and that he basically inherited his position there from

That’s the first thing my eye was drawn to. Like wtf that is not a hug how do you have your fingers in a vise grip right by her breast. What a fucking creepy creeperton! If he’s like that on a broadcast god only knows what else he is up to. *shudder*

Maybe I crossed the border” You don’t say! Seriously, this is a bad apology.

I was once thanking a Pastor for conducting a funeral service at my funeral home and as I shook his hand, he pulled my arm and gave me a fucking gross, wet kiss on my cheek very near my lips. I couldn’t tell him off because we were standing next to the family of the deceased but holy fuck did I feel tricked. Men of ‘hi

My only “say something” shirt is along these same lines. It says: 2016 Resist, 2017 Persist, 2018 Vote.

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A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

This woman is a GOOD politician. She turned the whole thing to her advantage, made the cop look good and professional (so she’s got an in with the police vote) and made sure the people in the neighborhood who DIDN’T call the cops think of her as classy, cool, and collected.

Sweet jesus. I have one job and one child, could not be bothered to get my MBA, and I can barely muster the energy to make pointless comments on the internet. She is truly an inspiration. To someone. I hope. I need a drink.

This whole situation is insulting, but one of the insulting parts of every one of these stories is that, not only do they think black people are all crooks, but they think all black people are bad crooks.

$10 says you’re wrong, because Clackamas County is so overwhelmingly white that Bynum was probably the first black person many of them had ever seen.

I doubt it. She probably hid when the doorbell rang because burglars always ring the doorbell first. And she doesn’t know shit about who she’s voting for. She just checks their political affiliation. 

Wow! That’s some class on Bynum’s part. Love how she spun that into a campaign ad :-) I would have been so scared! Maybe Bynum should run for the National House in 2020!

Had they been immigrant kids throwing those stones at ICE thugs, then every stone would have been counted as an assault against each and everyone of the ICE thugs....

Dr. Rob Spiegel, a Birmingham physician