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Mary, Queen of Scoffs
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Sane people just assume everyone doesn’t want them until the person makes a move on them. I mean...

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Fuck. That!.

After the robbers attempted to escape, they were also pursued by the Patel family in their car—guess it runs in the family.

Not buying it. She’s actually the mastermind of the whole thing. She’s the sixth robber! She’s wearing the uniform and the Buzzy Bee Gang traditional colors!!

It’s not wise to yell at a child who doesn’t fear axes. You don’t know what they’re capable of.

Stupid robber got what he axed for. Only wish superkid was tall enough to whack him in the balls.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

There truly is a fine line between bravery and stupidity, even for six-year-old kids.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

Damn, baby badass. I’m so glad that she didn’t get hurt, and neither did anyone else.

Here is more info on what HB2 does from the NC Justice Center for those that aren’t familiar. It goes way beyond just address what they perceive to be an issue with boys entering girls bathrooms:

Not. Enough. Punctuation.!

Okay, not just me then.

1) Of course you are, kid. ;). 2) The above flick was CRIMSON PEAK, he’s been naked in THE NIGHT MANAGER and ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE, among others.

that one is Crimson Peak, he also gets naked in The Deep Blue Sea and Only Lovers Left Alive

Crimson Peak