I’m okay with it, I’m old. Thank you!

A conscious unhooking?

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

Incidentally, would make an excellent album title for her, I should go copyright that shit.

Me too and I have no idea why because I’m not particularly fond of either one

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Bigamy be damned, marry me.

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

POOR TAY TO

The rep’s statement lost credibility the second they said that the relationship ended because “Taylor wanted privacy.” Homegirl makes eye contact and smirks at every camera pointed in her direction.

The New York Post confirmed the news, reporting that, “ITS A NO GO FOR TAYTO!”

this makes me incredibly happy

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

I! Think! He! Needs! To! Up! His! Game!