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Mary, Queen of Scoffs
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congrats!!! glad to see others enjoy your writing as much as we do!

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

I believe that sex offender registration and punishment is flawed, there are many people who are screwed over for life based on a technicality (like the 19 year old who met up with a 14 year old for sex, and he was punished even though she said she was 17, and she was on a dating site or app she was really too young

I read the other article and I have to admit it left me with conflicted emotions.

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.

In all fairness having some random offender (as in convicted and released) live next door to you likely doesn’t put your kids in danger. It’s non-convicts and first time offenders who are likely to do it (since no one is watching them). To boot a victim is usually related to their offender or said offender is a close

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

unique skills

Starbuck is played by Michael Cera.

The bar where the bunnies work is being torn down, so they have to leave and struggle to find the perfect location to open up their own place.

Nothing says sexy like domestic abuse and murder amirite? No need to change Bill and Nancy, it can be Bill and Nancy and all the struggling 20 something “females”

Gulliver’s Travels, but Lulliput is a swingers club and Gulliver is Brangelina.

In a “humble” but stylish apartment that she lives in by herself but is normally $2000 a month.

My dumbest idea for an updated classic:

Except its about a group of soldiers in a post apocalyptic world being chased by zombies. And some of them are hot chicks who never have body hair but always have perfect hair and makeup despite the aforementioned apocalypse.

Because nothing is sexier than a young adult who is financially vulnerable without any resources. /not

I’m sure Watership Down is in the works next.

But there was a “sexy take” on Oliver Twist just a few years ago. It’s from the producers of The DaVinci Load and BeTwinked.

please sir, i’d like no more.

So it’s a theatrical version of the tv show Alphas?