Yeah, I mean, isn’t some of this conception business just a numbers game. Statistics, baby! Probability! Unless they are specifically talking about that fact that unless it is the right time of the month, it doesn’t matter how much sex you have. But if this sort of thing didn’t matter then why do we even measure sperm…

Being a pedant myself, we cannot help it - it is a fate worse than death to let (especially) women be wrong. Especially about their bodies!

Perineum.

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

But knowledge is no fun unless you can share it and crush enlighten your friends.

I used to refer to the whole shebang (inner and outer) as a vagina. But I had to stop because pedants here and elsewhere were always correcting people. “Actually, I think what you’re referring to is the vulva...”

Fun fact! You can sing “Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”. It totally goes!

Of course I know which one the vagina is! That’s the one girls pee out of!

I’m mad that Kara didn’t mention that K.Piers ACTUALLY RTed IT

Your sentence just brought this to mind. And I miss Brittany Murphy now.

Am I the only one who starts reading each case and going “oh, I wonder if I’ll get this one right, I hope I get it” and then check each ruling and go “yay me!” like this is a quiz at school?

FYI there’s a troll on Jez and the offshoot sites from Jez spamming with lots of pictures of dismembered animals. I’d advise caution towards the “show pending” button and also as a reminder if the trolls respond directly to you (as they have done to me) you can click on those 3 little dots on the right of the star on…

“Voldemort with a tan” and I die laughing. Have a great weekend Kara!

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

Sorry guys. I’ve blocked and dismissed.

November Rain is from Guns N’ Roses G’n’fn’R’s double album Use Your Illusion (I and II - it’s so important that it uses Roman numerals). It is the single greatest and most bombastic video of the heyday of hard rock hair bands.

This is a lesson I learned at Disneyland some years back! I applied sunscreen while fully dressed and ended up with a thick crescent shaped strip of sunburnt skin on my shoulder because the neckline of my shirt shifted and exposed some unprotected skin. Now I always apply sunscreen topless and roll the legs of…

I’m glad. Not just girls. I coach Little League and most of my players are brown or black. As a pale white guy, I feel sheepish reminding them that everyone needs sun protection, but it’s true.