“Senator Johnson, is it true that you’ve stopped beating your wife. This should be easy for you, it’s a yes or no question! So is it yes or no?”

This middle is a fascinating concept. Because it seems like Black people have tried standing in the middle, on the edge, all the way over on the other side, and every damn where else, and cops keep killing!

Also, as far as I know Glenn Beck has still not denied raping and murdering a 16 year old girl in 1990.  Did he do it?  I don’t know, I’m just asking.

“My question for you Senator Cotton, is do you prefer to molest children in your basement or in a van? What, I’m just asking questions! Free speech!” 

Does Ted Cruz enjoy the feeling of warm urine running down his pant leg, or does he piss himself involuntarily?

Another band name: Jenneration B.

Point taken, and I sort of agree. But he can string together a pretty good sentence even if his material leans to “meh” after awhile. I’ve sat through worse shows.

I’m with you there. Overrated hack. 

My husband says he knows when I really want to insult someone, I refer to them as “you people” (generally in reference to Southern Californians).

Again, she could have just run for city council or something, or hell even a mayor- something to show that she’s interested in the nuts and bolts of actual governance, not just reaching for the brass ring because she’s a celebrity and “deserves” it.

This fucking country is so goddamn diseased.  Just absolutely terminal.

There was a time I could laugh at shit like this.

Well, if this guy can’t hook up, what chance do any of us have?

He was abusing her daughter. She was in the right, cops fault for not de-escalating properly.

If we have to pick teams, I’m team guac all the way. 

Anti-vaxxers, it’s time for your vaccine.

Single man here. Got my second shot today. Anyone interested in two weeks? I’m in full on let’s go mode. I’m DTF ladies!

queso better than guac? what thin sauced hellscape have I entered? in what sense is queso - the runny, melted American cheese, limp dick sauce - the equivalent of guac. Guac is the gold standard of “hearty dips”. it doesn’t a need a fuckin sour dough loaf hotub... it’s a damn meal in itself! #guac4life!!

I basically feel bad for everyone but the cops. The mom didn’t do anything wrong. Her daughter appears to have been abused and she did the right thing trying to protect her. The kid was alone in a bathroom. The cops needed to de-escalate and they didn’t. 

Oh, he doesn’t have to do anything, and is monstrously successful. It’s just that A&R, on its own, is one of the greatest gigs ever. You get all the advantages of celebrity (fortune, connections, etc...) with none of the hassles (being recognized, needing security, etc...).

50 stars for Johnny Bravo!