You're so bad at this. 

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

“In the real world, unfortunately, it takes more than a rousing musical performance to inspire wealthy countries to care about the welfare of poorer countries—if it’s even possible at all.”

Who cares if the end result is more money to pay for more vaccines for countries that need it? 

What am I missing? Every time Yang comes into frame I’m trapped in a subway car praying he doesn’t sit next to me.

Yo, but have you tried eating an all-beef diet on DMT?

I forgot to add:

Joe “just asking questions” Rogan. God I hate him. 

Be a Democrat.  

For Pete’s sake, Joan. Can’t you even spell Betty White’s name correctly?

He forgot to own the libs.

I’ve heard she’s had some work done ...

She knows she doesn’t have a chance, this is about getting back in the spotlight.

Check out Death.

Republican men are gonna feel like real man when a male nurse such as myself is sticking a catheter up their urethra. Then wipe down every inch of them every day.

The sloppy uncaring aspect is especially grotesque. Assholes like this are basically saying I don’t have to come up with any kind of good, consistent story. Because he’s BLACK. 

911 calls are recorded, so did Troyer say his life was threatened or not? 

in his 35 years on the force no one else has described him as racist.

I think the Democratic establishment’s plan here is that a known quantity in Greene, who showcases to the general American public just how utterly insane the GOP has become, is useful in that while there are still FAR too many Americans agree with her, most don’t, and many more think she’s fucking bananas.

If a teller gives you a hard time about anything don’ t just leave. Ask for a manager. If that manager gives you a hard time ask them to call someone who has regional authority. And get everyone’s names. The point is to get it all on the record so the bank can’t give the initial weak ass response they did. Yeah you…