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Exactly.

...which is why he should be allowed to wrestle other boys.

Yes to this, especially the last paragraph.

That’s definitely the case here n North Carolina.

That is one awesome teaser. I’m in. But... Gaaaaaaaah, it has one of the two things that freaks me the fuck out: creatures falling down en masse. People fainting all at once, whole flocks of birds falling from the sky, sheep or goats or whatever appear in this—-creeeeeeepy.

I have both the theatrical version and the director’s cut on DVD. I was so disappointed when the director’s cut did not answer the question how how exactly one sucks a fuck (or, for that matter, what a fuckass is).

What’s it going to take to add quotation marks around the word “Stars”? I admit that I’m not the most pop culture savvy person around, but I only recognize 6 of the 12 “stars’” names. I turn 40 this year... am I officially old?

I’m forcing myself to watch at least the first 7 minutes. If nothing else, it’s a warped form of exposure therapy.

Just spitballin’ here, but I’m guessing that the vast majority of those stores have the little buzzers that employees are supposed to push whenever a person of color enters the store (so they can be “monitored” ... y’know, ‘cause a POC in a jewelry store is probably a thief). Ugh.

I refer to them as “sparkly turdstones.”

Call it the recurrence of soul-sucking depression, but this might have saved my day.

This is about the only thing that would get me to watch golf.

I feel like this belongs in the “Are You Old?” post. *sigh* Gonna go chase sme waterfalls now...

Cop had several chances to de-escalate the situation. Several. He took none of them and continued to manhandle the kid. Yes, it was dumb for one of the bystanders to rush the cop and knock him over, but not so dumb as to warrant brandishing a loaded gun. And as soon as they saw the weapon, the kids started backing

Or me when I watch any bengals game from 1991 to 2016

Insert “yaaassss queeeeeeen” gif of choice here.

Came for this.

Ugh, my U.S. Senators (North Carolina) are too chickenshit to hold a town hall. An “empty chair” town hall is basically a protest, right?

Excellent point, thank you.