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I have a Ghost Rider, and HELP ME MY GODDAMN HEAD IS ON FIRE

Thanks for the heads-up! I’m now the proud owner of 30 Odd Foot of Grunts.

And this... ‘she was told that being abused was a sin’. On top of everything else, fuck every single little bit of this.  

Man, if Wesley Willis were alive today I’m sure he’d have many things to say... loudly... over a stock Casio keyboard beat.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Hit em with the Hein!!!

I’ve heard so many movies over the past few years being described as SO SCARY (It Follows, It Comes At Night, It) and usually I wind up yawning my way through them. The only recent movie to actually scare me was The Babadook, but maybe that’s because I went to see it before everyone else started going on about it.

I came here just to make this reference. Well played.

There will be 1+1+2+1+1 different endings.

The news of this pointless remake, I hate it so much, it - it - flames! Flames, on the side of my face...

Since you can spin around and around in it without making any progress, it’s the perfect commemorative item for the Marvin Lewis era.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

If only Liberty’s groundskeeper was as good at cover-ups as its athletic director.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.