Yep. The tears were welling up until that point, at which the dam burst. All I keep thinking is, “Please don’t leave us.”

It’s been a really lovely night time I laughed as hard as I did watching that Wii tennis clip. Thank you times a million.

Question for you all: I am a super-happy Mirena user. I am on my third one, having had my first put in around 2003 (all 3 done at PP). I’m 39 years old and do not want kids. My current Mirena is good until 2018... which will obviously not get me through the next presidential term. I have good health insurance right…

I’ve had 3 Mirenas over the past 13 years and have used maybe 5 tampons in that whole time. It’s freaking awesome.

I guess I’m in the minority (ha ha) but I could also interpret his statement as, “(racist) people yell at me for having married and reproduced outside my race, so I can handle some fan anger.” Now, if it’s true that he turned to someone and asked if his “joke” was ok, then I’m less confident in the possibility of…

My college roommate came from a Portuguese family. She frequently ate mayonnaise out of the jar. Not saying those are connected, but there are people who legit enjoy eating mayonnaise. It grossed us all out.

I like the headline better the way I read it: Billy Bush (Tries to Be) Black.

Happy new year to you, too!

I hate myself for starring this, but I laughed.

Yeah... if you get the feeling that she is afraid of him, she can definitely use an ally to help her access resources. Maybe the two of you could meet someplace for coffee or lunch—someplace where there’s no chance the guy would hear?

One of the things that helped me the most was reframing it... it wasn’t a failure (that word is a total trigger for me). Rather, we were two people who hadn’t finished growing up when we got married. We kept growing, and it wasn’t in the same direction. So, neither of us failed, we just realized that we wanted…

You are a good person for caring.

I’m sorry you are having to deal with that.

I’m pretty sure I’m still in the greys, but I hope you see this.

Are you me? Gordon+Community 4evah.

In related news, Ashley’s mom was just recruited by UNC for its next assault in the NCAA.

This needs to go in front of Judge Kara...

Perhaps unpopular opinion: Lars and the Real Girl was a sweet, highly underrated movie. I don’t feel any particular way about Gosling, especially, but I disagree with the “tedious hokum” assessment of the movie itself. YMMV, of course.

Yeah, I know there are usually explanations, but animals dropping dead en mass is one of the only two things that genuinely freaks me right the fuck out (the other being bodies of water with towns/buildings underneath them).

You are one magnificent bastard.